On the bright side

Our 4-year-old grandson watched as his mother displayed the United States flag on Presidents' Day, and asked why she was doing it. She told him, "We are celebrating Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays."

"We should send them a birthday card," he said."No," she explained. "They are dead."

He thought for a minute and then exclaimed, "They are probably not dead, they probably moved to another ward."

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