On the bright side

In Church one Sunday, our 3-year-old son, Justin, came over to me and said quietly, "Mommy, I'm sick." I quickly said to my husband sitting beside me, "Take Justin out; he's sick." My husband immediately got up and led Justin out, and while going down the hallway, he asked him if he was sick to his stomach. Justin said, "No." Then my husband asked, "Are you feeling like you have to throw up?" Angrily Justin grabbed his tie and said, "I'm sick of this tie!"

— Brenda and Charles Burkett, Manns Choice, Pennsylvania.